Introduction For Me (tune of 'happy birthday')

[pokeywasabi]

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:3 Soo. I hope I'm doing this right...


1.)What is your gender.A little self-explanatory on this one, don't you think?
I am female. I like skirts, but other than that I'm not very girlish. I don't think much like a girl. AND I can drive decent. :D AND I don't whine about stupid things.


2.)Have you read and acknowledged our rules? This is just to make sure that as a member of this site, you are clear on what is expected of you at ALL times. If you have questions about any of our rules, or fail to understand any of them, this would also be a good place to bring that up as well.
I haven't yet, but I was told that it was okay. For now. I think I can guess the main points, and I suspect the "hate people named pokeywasabi" rule Genkai told me about is a lie. So mean to me.

3.)Are you new to roleplaying? Please feel free to elaborate.
I have attempted to roleplay before, after much prompting from Genkai... But we never got too far. It's been a looong time since I last have, but I am both willing to learn and to spend countless hours wasting away in front of the computer screen.

4.)What sort of qualities do you look for in a roleplay partner?
Um... Literacy? General manners. That's about it, I don't have much (read: any) experience, so I don't have high expectations of others~

5.)What types of Roleplays do you enjoy?
I do not know. But I'm willing to find out~

6.)Do you have any particular reasons for wanting to join Write on Water? What are you looking to get out of the site?
Genkai made me. :D BUT I am told I'm not obligated therefore I am joining of my OWNFREEWILL. It's one word now. Totally.

7.)Do you have any preferences in the gender of your partners? For example, do you care if it is a female playing a male character or vice versa?
Nope. Personally I prefer being a man myself. Wimminz r difercult.

8.)How Active of a poster are you?
I run hot and cold. On some sites I have days where I cannot shut up, and will flood entire forums, ONTOPIC, with my opinions... Then I can go for months without a single post.

9.)How did you find us?
Genkai made me. SHEHITME!!! MADE ME JOIN IN THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE. I AM SO HONORED. I AM SO SINCERE; I LOVE MY LIFE.

10.)Do you have any questions for us?
;A; Will you hit often???

11.)Are you open to receiving questions from other members of Write on Water, whether it be staff members or just members of the general population? Please note, the purpose of any questions given is so that we may get to know you a bit better and therefore make a decision on your approval status.
I love questions~! Just don't expect straight answers... Well, that's a lie. I like answering questions.

[Genkai_chan]

Wellllll....thanks for joining~! :3

Ahem...and I DID NOT hit her! *gives readers a look* Anyway...

I gots some questions for you. ^^

1. What got you into Hockey?

2. Why is it everytime you visit we end up cleaning something in my house somehow?

3. Are weh gonna write a fanfic?

4. Are you gonna review my fanfics, for realz?

Writing Prompt: (for you, must be about hockey!)

You must provide at least a paragraph and have it be PG-13 or under. And use the following words: pony-express, hula-hoops, Febreze, headphones and hair curlers.

[pokeywasabi]

1. What got you into Hockey?
In 1994, my mother was a chairperson with the Great Pyrenees Club of America (dogs, woof), and during one dinner she ended up sitting next to Arturs Irbe, then goaltender for the San Jose Sharks. Pretty much the conversation went like this:

Mom: So! What do you do to pay the bills?
Irbe: *Latvian accent* I skate.
Mom: OH! I LOVE figure skating~
Irbe: No, I play hockey. I'm a goaltender.
Mom: ... Do tell... :D

And after one dinner with Irbe, he had left such an impression on my mom that she decided to watch him on TV whenever he played. I was four at the time, and to this day I remember trying to watch my cartoons and Mom changing the channel and saying "LOOK! It's Mr. Irbe! Say hi to Mr. Irbe!!!" D: I was NOT amused.

Needless to say, I ended up both a rabid Sharks fan and a goaltending fanatic. <3 Thank you Irbe.

2. Why is it everytime you visit we end up cleaning something in my house somehow?
Because whenever I come over you're like "I should clean," and I LOVE cleaning... So I help... And it's fun. :D

3. Are weh gonna write a fanfic?
Yes; we should. It'll be amazing.

4. Are you gonna review my fanfics, for realz?
If I don't forget... I AM honestly/ferrealzzz planning on it.

Writing Prompt: (for you, must be about hockey!)

You must provide at least a paragraph and have it be PG-13 or under. And use the following words: pony-express, hula-hoops, Febreze, headphones and hair curlers.(I'm crossing them out as I go.)

(Crap, foiled by PG-13 or under again! I hope no one is sportsphobic on here...)

It was a typical non-game day in the Sharks locker room late in the 2008/09 season. They'd played a division rival the night before, and won by a wide margin so the mood was light and the morning practice in good spirits. Now, the practice over and showers done, the players spread around the locker room in various stages of dress, equipment preparation and general chatter; no one was in a hurry to leave.

To one side, friends as well as defensive pairing, Dan Boyle and Brad Lukowich discussed the newest updates in local metal bands. Sharing a single pair of headphones, an earbud each, they in turn listened and responded animatedly, seemingly in a different language to their lesser musically enlightened teammates.

In the corner by the door, Brian "Boosh" Boucher and Joe Thornton had resparked their friendly rivalry, only today instead of judging each other, they had joined forces to pick on their team mates instead. "Five." Brian smirked and pointed, giving his 'comrade' Alexei Semenov a hard time as he walked across the room in search of a bottle of Febreze.

"Nah, I think Semy is more of a seven today" Joe shook his head, "Did you see that goal he made last night? That took skill!"

"Against his own team!" Both of them erupted in laughter, and Alexei ignored them. After the giggles subsided, Joe looked around and saw 'Little Joe' Pavelski, minding his own business and retaping a stick for tomorrow's game.

I semi-mock amazement, Joe elbowed Brian in the ribs and whistled. "Daayum, Pavs is ripped. When did that happen? HEY PAVS~!" Pavelski looked up from his tape expectantly.

Boucher made a face, "You're a fucking ten today, what happened?"

Knowing his team mates little games and used to the number system, Pavelski smiled. "Actually, I found a new abdominal workout; hula-hooping." Boucher and Thornton, usually first to laugh, kept identical straight faces and gave the thought serious reflection. Pavelski was a team leader at merely twenty-five for a reason.

Else where, after a hard workout and hot shower, Christian Ehrhoff had lay down upon the floor to stretch and ended up falling asleep instead. In the Sharks locker room, this was not a safe thing to do, especially if you happened to have the most beautiful hair in the league, let alone on the team. His friend and fellow German Marcel Goc and Sharks enforcer Jody Shelley were knelt down at his head, slowly and carefully applying hair curlers they'd jokingly brought for this very reason.

(DRAT YOU, PONY-EXPRESS!!! Mail system with horses, right???)

From nowhere, a pained voice in thick Russian accent called out "What the hell is the Pony-Express anyway?" The lockerroom went silent, and no one had an answer for Nabokov. No one knew.



(MY NOVEL IS FINISHED)

[Genkai_chan]

I looove the ending cause I helped. And so did my cat. :3

You are happily approved my darling.

So...post your writing and RP with me. Everyone else is dead.

[pokeywasabi]

Yaay~


Dood, mine wouldn't have been such a novel if I didn't have completely impossible/random prompts. :3

I'm so concise now.

[Genkai_chan]

It was your idea. XD

[pokeywasabi]

To challenge me, not to make it impossible. :D I managed with 450 words when everyone else was barely pushing 150 at most.

[Genkai_chan]

True, anyway closing this cause case is closed, PM me with the plots you wanna rp???

[InuYashaAD1]

Welcome To WoW, not to be confused with Warcraft! ^^